Top 10 White People Tweets (February 19, 2020)

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Feb 21, 2020 6:08 AM EST

A fresh bunch of vanilla tweets right this way! Here is yesterday's list if you are in need of more. 

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  • 01
    Text - The Dad THE DAD @thedad Turns out there isn't a nice way to interrupt your wife's boring story to remind her you have a video game paused in the other room.
    via Reddit
  • 02
    Text - Ali Kolbert @Alikolbert Isn't is weird how we have one million dog breeds and everyone is like "goldendoodle" this or "chihuahua mix" that and if you ask someone what type of cat they have it's just like "an orange one"
    via Reddit
  • 03
    Text - billy @belal_Idn I'll choose my girl over my family any day, blood ain't thicker than that ass
    via Reddit
  • 04
    Text - Tweet : Slack követi Jochen Mader @codepitbull I work in IT, which is the reason our house has: - mechanical locks - mechanical windows - routers using OpenWRT - no smart home crap - no Alexa/Google Assistant/... - no internet connected thermostats
    via Reddit
  • 05
    Text - Jessie Jolles @Jessiejolles No matter how bad things get I remind myself I could be trapped in a pyramid scheme convinced I'm a business owner.
    via Reddit
  • 06
    Text - Katie or Daniel @Katie_or_Daniel What are everyone's favorite items on Panera's "You Pick Two" menu? I'll go first: baked potato soup and overhearing the start of a divorce.
    via Reddit
  • 07
    Text - mark @TheCatWhisprer 80% of parenting is replying to your kids "wow, that's cool" without even looking.
    via Reddit
  • 08
    Text - Grace Mallon @GraceMallon3 PhD student, c.2020: Here's a limited argument I made based on years of specialized research. Hope it's OK O Philosopher dude, c.1770: Here are some Thoughts I had in the Bath. They constitute Universal & Self-Evident Laws of Nature. FIGHT ME.
    via Reddit
  • 09
    Text - nash! @thenashleysays i'm the last person on earth. i walk through once-lively cities looking at all of the empty, crumbling buildings. a lone scrap of paper falls from the sky, almost like snow. i reach for it. it's a dick pic
    via Reddit
  • 10
    Text - Claire Dayton @idreamofpunk Nurse: you scored a 25/27 on your mental health questionnaire. Me: so that means l'm good at mental health, right? *Crisis Counselor enters room* Me: ah, beans.
    via Reddit

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